Hey! I read the whole thing (though I do have a tumour-ous feeling in both of my eye socket areas now)!

Yesss! Fire definitely works. If you use a standard 2" match, lemme know, I am drawn to the smell of sulphur before an inferno!

icantdrift wrote:
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...to being speed mastas and smooth as butta. (Should we wear leather gloves for protection while toasting?)

Aww, I am sorry I missed the race! I hope to hear awesome stories about it soon...

Aww, come on.. I know you don't mind a blood splatter here and there. You have to be in the challenge! Don't let a small thing as a gashed thumb stop you. We can tape it up with that white sports tape before you drive.

Skeletor... hot..

Ya, it adds support while performing crazy handling maneuvers because your (_|_) just kind of melts into the seat.. you can't move or get out of them, and even G-forces aren't going to budge you. One of those things they DON'T teach you on Gilligan's Island.

Hilarious! You guys should be ashamed. 1993 Volvo 850 GLT: -factory seats w/ custom bun warmers -factory stereo -Alpine 6 disc CD changer (conveniently located in trunk) -factory steering wheel (horn works SOMETIMES) -factory dual-overhead-cam, 20-valve, 168-horsepower 2.4-liter 5-cylinder engine -f...

Haha.. sounds like that was fun!

OOWWW!!! Aerostars rock hard!

507 paint and body does some incredible drifter style repairs and mods.

Ya, then throw a match into your gas tank to sterilize it.

Ooooh ya, except the brownies shoudn't go in intake manifolds, the cocoa can cause problems. You need to assimilate choclolate products into your wiring harness and ecu. That'll eradicate your problems REAL quick!

That is, after they turn into that mushy, foamy stuff!!

And splash some hot chocolate w/ marshmallows on the valve cover for good measure.