Wow.. How did I know those would end up on the intraweb?

Hats off to Andy. Typing in a Russian accent is AWESOME.

It's just something you feel way down in your spleen or whatever, and it makes all your icky stinky pulsating slimy parts get all atingle or something.

Mmmmm.. Yummy..

This is interesting.

Someone needs to get a job, methinks...

Suh----weet!! My dog LOVES cheese. She would have a hay-day with that.

Yeah, blinging up an engine bay with a polished equal length is pretty cool. But what's even cooler is sitting on a bucket of ice.

YA seriously...

I wonder if he got drunk in his college days and branded himself with a map of the Florida panhandle accompanied by blood drips... MAN -- the morning after THAT would be crappy. The U.S.S.R frowns, er, uh, frowned upon body modifications that are American-related.

I wish I HAD a car.

I'll have some