Dude, you're not alone. There was some kind of NERF thing going on a couple years ago near a convention we were promoting at. It was right when they released all the foam swords and shit. We were sauced up enough that we were walking over there to show those little snots what was up when cooler (sober) heads prevailed and steered us back to the hotel we were staying at.
I still think we'd have been able to take all of them on. I had a mental image of me and my friend standing atop a mountain of slain children and teens holding our Nerf weapons high stained with the blood of our enemies. Man why do I get so grandiose when I'm drunk?
f00tography
In our minds. In our reality. In our world we are QUEEN DUCHESS TEAPOT HABERDASHERY!! RULER OF ALL!! PARTY OF ONE!!!
fooschnicks: totally oawesome fooschnicks: whatever that means gregthore: oaseome gregthore: without me it's just oaweso gregthore: Eugene has a meagan muff
To make things even more fucked up... I did play dodge ball with the little kids. Phoebe said she heard some girls ask "is this 21 and up dodge ball now? He is wayyyy too old to be here" Its cool though. I fucked shit up
f00tography
In our minds. In our reality. In our world we are QUEEN DUCHESS TEAPOT HABERDASHERY!! RULER OF ALL!! PARTY OF ONE!!!
fooschnicks: totally oawesome fooschnicks: whatever that means gregthore: oaseome gregthore: without me it's just oaweso gregthore: Eugene has a meagan muff