Dumb Fucking Ticket Thread
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I got my FOERST ticket when I was 17 in my Mustang I had......about 7 cars ago. Speeding....43 in a 30.....near a construction zone.
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a buddy of mine got a ticket for $150 for throwing some lettuce off a sandwich at an intersection. yes lettuce. and on the ticket it said littering and in the discription it said "lettuce and other condiments"
get serious. he's fighting that because of how retarded it is
get serious. he's fighting that because of how retarded it is
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Is it really littering if the "litter" is biodegradable?HATERDAN wrote:a buddy of mine got a ticket for $150 for throwing some lettuce off a sandwich at an intersection. yes lettuce. and on the ticket it said littering and in the discription it said "lettuce and other condiments"
get serious. he's fighting that because of how retarded it is
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he said a bird landed ate it and flew away while the cop was writing the ticket
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Seriously?! That MIGHT be the funniest ticket-related story I've ever heard...HATERDAN wrote:he said a bird landed ate it and flew away while the cop was writing the ticket
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FOERST ticket I ever got was a wreckless driving ticket for doing a burnout infront of my high school in my jeep. it was quiet satisfying
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Ouch. That sucks. I got a reckless ticket for something much dumber...haven't street drifted since though ^_^Cankles wrote:FOERST ticket I ever got was a wreckless driving ticket for doing a burnout infront of my high school in my jeep. it was quiet satisfying
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Dude I thought the same thing. I eat bananas on the reg, and I'm steady throwing banana peels out the window - in wooded areas only. Those peels are gone after the FOERST sign of rain.collink wrote:Is it really littering if the "litter" is biodegradable?HATERDAN wrote:a buddy of mine got a ticket for $150 for throwing some lettuce off a sandwich at an intersection. yes lettuce. and on the ticket it said littering and in the discription it said "lettuce and other condiments"
get serious. he's fighting that because of how retarded it is
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more detailed explanation of said banana eating.andysapp wrote: I eat bananas on the reg
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Just thought Id mention that about 10 years ago I got cited for following too closely AND impeding traffic in one stop. See if you can figure that one out.
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Did you fight that shit? I would think a judge would look at that and go "Wait, you did what? But that's like saying you were speeding and going too slow at the same time! Case dismissed..."jsquared wrote:Just thought Id mention that about 10 years ago I got cited for following too closely AND impeding traffic in one stop. See if you can figure that one out.
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FOERST I pluck one from the rest. Then I examine the banana up and down... check for bruises with some light squeezing.Greg wrote:more detailed explanation of said banana eating.andysapp wrote: I eat bananas on the reg
Then I press my thumbnail into the skin until it breaks. Then I peel the skin all the way off and throw it out of the window.
Wait. Wat?
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sounds kinky, peeling back the foreskin and throwing it out the window
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