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Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!

Is that true?

Yes, Your Honor, this man has no dick.
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You take drugs, Danny?
Every day.
Good. What's the problem?
I don't know.
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Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond.
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Johnny, what can you make of this?" "I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl!!!
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This place is so bad, they have signs above the urinals that say 'Don't eat the big white mint.'
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She's not that kind of girl, Booger!
Why? Does she have a penis?
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Ah well, I attended Juliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Busines School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!
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I only have one thing to say to you, Vaughn....STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!
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Put them in the Iron Maiden.

Excellent!

Execute them!

Bogus.
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Greg wrote:I only have one thing to say to you, Vaughn....STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!
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My nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect.
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It's 106 miles to Chicago,we got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.
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Call me some time, when you have no class.
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listen... you smell something?
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Dude we can fix it, my dad's got an awesome set of tools.
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