Everything was fine, until dickless here cut off the power grid!

Is that true?

Yes, Your Honor, this man has no dick.

You take drugs, Danny?
Every day.
Good. What's the problem?
I don't know.

Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond.

Johnny, what can you make of this?" "I can make a hat, a broach, a pterodactyl!!!

This place is so bad, they have signs above the urinals that say 'Don't eat the big white mint.'

She's not that kind of girl, Booger!
Why? Does she have a penis?

Ah well, I attended Juliard. I'm a graduate of the Harvard Busines School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it. Not to mention the fact that you're talking to a dead guy!

I only have one thing to say to you, Vaughn....STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!

Put them in the Iron Maiden.

Excellent!

Execute them!

Bogus.

Greg wrote:I only have one thing to say to you, Vaughn....STRIKE THIS MOTHER FUCKER OUT!

GREAT movie

My nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that I'm perfect.

It's 106 miles to Chicago,we got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

Call me some time, when you have no class.

listen... you smell something?

Dude we can fix it, my dad's got an awesome set of tools.