the G Man is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

charlie wrote:the G Man is OUT OF CONTROL!!!

I'm bored of the interwebz, got anything new?

Have you considered blogging?

uhm no.

OOH!

Great idea....I have so much to share with the worldZzz!

so charlie you can delete this whole thread

I know how blogging works, I have another successful website that is based on wordpress format, I announced it since I was proud to finally have did something myself with Chris really having to help me with it.. so yeah i'll just have a mod delete this now since some people are just flooding it with useless crap

Skwid: Stardate 6-2758-a

7:45 woke up, surfed the interwebz, showered, dragged my sorry ass to work, showed up late, again. 11:30 went to a 2.75 hour lunch, came back surfed interwebz again, posted blogging pics, picked my nose and ass. surfed mt bike forums, imed with martymartymarty.net, listened to my ipod. 3:30 leave work ealy and go polish my mt bike.

Greggers Stardate 6-74195


7:15 Woke up late with morning wood..carressed myself until completion

7:16 Morning wood re-appeared

7:18 Finished...again

7:20 Fell back to sleep

7:52 Paged from on-call

7:53 GOD DMANED MORNING WOOD

7:55 Wash hands at sink of shame

7:58 Jerked off in shower of my own tears

8:00 Got dressed

8:12 Drove to work

8:19 Turned around, forgot phone

8:37 Back at crib, masturbating while choking myself with necktie

8:48 Back in car on way to work

9:13 Arrive at work, realize I have sperm on shoes

9:15 Open e-mail, realize I am 15 minutes late for conference call

9:16 Join conference call, ruthlessly flogged for being late

10:55 Conference call over, nothing accomplished

11:00 Cruise internetz, make fun of blogs

3:30 Wake up, realize I was sleeping in pool of my own drool

3:55 Leave work

4:25 Arrive at home to afternoon wood

4:27 Clean up with steel wool and bleach

5:15 Turn on Thundercats

5:58 Cry myself to sleep to Fallout Boy

LMMFAO, I for once, have no follow-up. :hangsheadinshame: