POOPscandal wrote:

David Adams wrote:holy fucking text wall.

i think you frenchfried when you should've pizza'd.

i'm no poop scandal. i don't think i'll ever be a poop scandal. i don't think i could handle it.

P.Haire wrote:

POOPscandal wrote:

David Adams wrote:holy fucking text wall.

i think you frenchfried when you should've pizza'd.

i'm no poop scandal. i don't think i'll ever be a poop scandal. i don't think i could handle it.

no one can i dont think

i mean he inspires me, i want to be like him, but i'm not sure i could be him. heavy is the crown.

you don't want to be me.

POOPscandal wrote:

you don't want to be me.

So I put these things in boiling water... they die and turn red.... then I eats them????


That is the most metal thing I have ever heard!

LoL

booze is food

GOD DAMMIT DID YOU SEE TAHT!?

fucking lobsters dueling with butter knives. YOU SIR, just won driftMechaniks.

::roll credits::

one of em shoulda had a cracker

One of them ended up on a cracker.

Or...

















...














In some dude's freezer that wants non-gay nobody in his son's train room.
P.S. Godzilla.

wtfbbq?

stop lying you fucking guy!

Daughter:


Hello.

Kerpal:


Hello, is Abtar there?

Daughter:


Who?

Kerpal:


Abtar.

Daughter:


Can I ask who's speaking please?

Kerpal:


This is Kerpal.

Daughter:


Who?

Kerpal:


Kerpal.

Daughter:


OK, one moment please.
[Daughter calls Abtar . . .]

Abtar:


Hello.

Kerpal:


Hello.

Abtar:


Hi there.

Kerpal:


Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.

Abtar:


Pardon?

Kerpal:


Your daughter come to my house today,

Abtar:


Uh huh

Kerpal:


And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation.

Abtar:


She kicked your?

Kerpal:


She kicked my dog!

Abtar:


She kicked your dog?

Kerpal:


Yes.

Abtar:


Which daughter?

Kerpal:


The one who just answered the phone




[Abtar checks with his daughter . . .]

Abtar:


No.

Kerpal:


What?

Abtar:


No.

Kerpal:


Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it?

Abtar:


I don't know. She didn't said.

Kerpal:


She did! She's lying. She's lying to you, f**king guy!

Abtar:


Where, where from you speaking?

Kerpal:


I am speaking from my house.

Abtar:


Where you live?

Kerpal:


Down the street from you.

Abtar:


Huh?

Kerpal:


You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to f**k her!

Abtar:


[mumbles]... ohhhh, you lie I dunno ..

Kerpal:


Don't lie, you f**king guy.

Abtar:


Hey . why? Don't talk like that!

Kerpal:


F**k you! You know damn right what she do!

Abtar:


Where do you live and who kicked your dog?

Kerpal:


Your daughter kicked my dog.

Abtar:


Which daughter?

Kerpal:


YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!.......[quietly].... you bastard




[Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone]

Daughter:


Hello.

Kerpal:


Hello.

Daughter:


Yeah?

Kerpal:


Why you kick my dog?

Daughter:


Hello, can I ask who's speaking please?

Kerpal:


You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal.

Daughter:


Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal.

Kerpal:


Yes, you do. You kick my dog today.

Daughter:


Dog?!

Kerpal:


Dog!

Daughter:


We don't even... No one's ever been at...

Kerpal:


You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail.

Daughter:


OK, where the hell do you live?

Kerpal:


I live on your street.

Daughter:


On my street?

Kerpal:


You know!

Daughter:


You say that one of us have kicked your dog?

Kerpal:


Yes.

Daughter:


Where abouts do you live?

Kerpal:


You know damn right!!

Daughter:


No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you.

Kerpal:


[under breath] Yes you do.

Daughter:


Why? Where the hell do you live?

Kerpal:


[under breath] You don't ask dumb question.

Daughter:


Do you live on Marative?

Kerpal:


No, you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to go to jail.

Daughter:


You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell-

Kerpal:


You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me [under breath] I am going to kill you.

Daughter:


You're going to kill us!?

Kerpal:


No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to rush you!

Daughter:


[says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal] OK, you just go ahead, okay, because we don't know what the f**k you're talking about.

Kerpal:


You don't ever tell me to 'f**k'! You say bad word!

Daughter:


Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof . . .

Kerpal:


F**k you, you, you do not tell me f**k you! OK you? You know!

Daughter:


Please just get lost okay, because we're fed up.

Kerpal:


F**k you. You are going to jail.

Daughter:


We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscene-

Kerpal:


Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you!

Daughter:


Don't tell me to shut up, I did not -

Kerpal:


Shut up! You stink!

Daughter:


Oh, you stink too!

Kerpal:


No, you don't -

Daughter:


You stink too!

Kerpal:


I do not stink!

Daughter:


I think you do!

Kerpal:


F**k you, just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink!




[she hangs up]

quazar311 wrote:wtfbbq?

[wall-o-space]

bsdr
(bad spacing, didn't read)

P.Haire wrote:tony pantsu!!

Tony Shortz.. We wuv u..

How in the hell have two people posted since Eugene's rediculously long, obnoxious, and awesome post & no one even mentions it? hahaha!

myshudo wrote:How in the hell have two people posted since Eugene's rediculously long, obnoxious, and awesome post & no one even mentions it? hahaha!

When we see lots of words we don't read them...






Stupid MTV generation w/ their rap music!