This punk that lives next to me kicked the front end of my car. Because the nose is plastic it flexed and cracked the new paint .
So i'm going to have to slash his tires. I mean if people have a problem with me come to me and we can have it out, street fighter style. But don't mess with someones ride.

if you know he did it why not do a police report?

Because I didn't see him do it. But its like White boy has a nice asian car, I'm asian and I drive a Volvo and can't drift. So instead of getting my own and learn to drift I'm going to be a big shot infront of my friends and kick it then run away.

yo i say you take that fool by the hair, in front of all of his friends, drag him in front of your car. then proceed to beat the fuck out of him. after you are done throwin this pimptastic beat down, grab him by the head and make him open his eyes and look at you... then yell " look at me bitch... LOOK AT ME!!! i did this to you!" then drag him back to his house and tell him that you will kill him if he ever comes near your shit again.

i say this because every body knows that there are two things that you NEVER mess with... a mans girlfriend or his car.

hell yeah ChunkeyMunkey1580 nothing makes me more angry than when someone fuckes with my car hell i would be less pissed of if someone i did not know walked up and caled me a bitch and punched me in the face. So i say a soopa ninja ass kicking is in order for the punk who did it and if he begs and sais he did not do it beat him down till he at least says he did lol. Then when your all done make the fucker walk the plank. O and whatch this for proper multy person beatdown, http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index. ... ckbeat.wmv

Hell ya dude. Right with you, you never ever fuck with someones ride.
I'll let you know how the fight goes.

yeah for real i've had people vandalise my BMW before... omg i was sooo frickin mad... they hit my rear passenger door with a baseball bat and i knew who it was so guess what i did....... slashed 2 of their tires, tore off a running board and busted a headlight on their brand new suburban. i know it was mean but hey secret revenge was even sweeter!

Eye for an eye and the world goes blind, so drifting going to be lots of fun.
No I would rather fuck his face up, then his car.

ChunkeyMunkey1580 wrote:i say this because every body knows that there are two things that you NEVER mess with... a mans girlfriend or his car.

Those are the only two commandments!!!
10 is too confusing... those are the only two that matter.

I vote for a rabbit punch to the larynx.
Then laugh at him.

Will do

Bash his head up against HIS OWN car to return the favor.....

Hahaha... that'll make him think twice!