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Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:17 pm
by jsquared
After SFS3 in 2005 I sent an email to someone on the DM site asking to join your crew. I am still awaiting a response.

















Responses may only be sent in reply to the original email correspondence mentioned above. Not valid with any other offer or promotion. Void where prohibited. I like Vagina. Not applicable to residents of New Mexico, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, Ecuador, Cuba, Chile, Sri Lanka, Austfailia, Cote de Azure, Aomori Prefecture, Aspen Colorado, yo mama's house, or Canada. A copy of your credit score may be requested in writing within 30 days of this post. Legal tender for all debts, public and private. Make money, fuck bitches, we meltin' down GOLD baby.

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:04 pm
by FooSchnickens
That's some legal copy right thurr

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:09 pm
by collink
FooSchnickens wrote:That's some good legal copy right thurr

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:37 pm
by HATERDAN
no

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:43 pm
by Generz
dude... you're on your way. just more hazing is needed to show us that you really are awesome-ville-burg-ston-town-ton

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:44 pm
by charlie
yeah dM has a beat-in rule so until then no deal. well... it could be beat-off... i can't really remember. either way you're getting touched.

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:45 pm
by Greg
dM circle jerk on.


IN!! :slayer2:

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:49 pm
by Generz
just a tip.. Tyler has a soft touch.. Panda as a wicked iron touch.. Struka has a random touch (might be gentle might be violent). Whichever you'd prefer.

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:20 pm
by FooSchnickens
quazar311 wrote:just a tip.. Tyler has a soft touch.. Panda as a wicked iron touch.. Struka has a random touch (might be gentle might be violent). Whichever you'd prefer.
And you apply a soft glow filter to the pictures afterwards for ultimate glammage.

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:51 pm
by down_shift
credit score is important

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:39 pm
by FooSchnickens
Good point, I got my house that way.

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:48 pm
by Cankles
i could give a shit less about your credit score, cause real RBO's buy everything in straight cash

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:54 pm
by down_shift
I buy my Benz's with my AMEX black son.

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:14 pm
by P.Haire
i give people a business card with my accountants phone number on it. signing for stuff takes too much time, carrying cash is for bank employees.

Re: Dear Drift Mechaniks

Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:15 pm
by Cankles
nah i gotta carry that stack of benjis' what else am i going to wipe my arse with