someone tried to steal my car today

aburazaru · Post by **aburazaru** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:23 am

just run an extra moniter from the security booth and watch that bitch like a hawk, and if they actually do show up again you seek and destroy their asses with a fuckin swiss army knife and a bat. see FOERST you take the bat to the knees and then they can't run from you. then you make tiny cuts with the swiss army knife. spell out your name backwards on his chest. that way, every time he gets out of the shower and looks in the mirror he will know EXACTLY who never to fuck with again.

i've said it before and i'll say it again. there are two things you never mess with a mans car or his lady. or as andy put it, the only two commandments. learn them, love them, live them...haha

Kouki7 · Post by **Kouki7** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 1:19 pm

pitchlock wrote:That sucks man. You should put a kill switch like Kouki7 did and then put a flamethrower under both doors that will go off if someone messes with the car

its not really a kill switch... yet... but its just a connector that connects the fuel pump to the rest of the interior wiring harness so when its disconnected the fuel pump doesn't get juice and won't let the car start.

Post by **andysapp** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 3:10 pm

pitchlock wrote:put a flamethrower under both doors that will go off if someone messes with the car

I like this idea!!!

slidewaysgolf · Post by **slidewaysgolf** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 8:42 pm

flamethrowers own!!!!!

struka · Post by **struka** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:45 am

i def. agree with Andy's solution. I think that can solve many problems and it would be fun at that!!! heheh

BrokeAssHachi · Post by **BrokeAssHachi** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 8:45 am

why not just kill everyone who isnt your friend, then noone would steal your car?

pitchlock · Post by **pitchlock** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:05 am

The flamethrower idea is real, I saw it on TLC. In south africa they have such a problem with kidnappings that some dignitaries have high voltage run through the door handles and or flamethrowers under the doors to prevent car jackings. I wish we could do that here

pitchlock · Post by **pitchlock** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:08 am

The flamethrower idea is real, I saw it on TLC. In south africa they have such a problem with kidnappings that some dignitaries have high voltage run through the door handles and or flamethrowers under the doors to prevent car jackings. I wish we could do that here

BrokeAssHachi · Post by **BrokeAssHachi** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 10:34 am

echo.,... echo....

pitchlock · Post by **pitchlock** » Sat Oct 16, 2004 5:20 pm

oops.... sorry