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Abactus
Rock Smoke
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by Abactus Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:00 am
Zigerus
Clam Salesman
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by Zigerus Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:47 am
Welcome to 2005
Control Freaks!~
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Throttle fixes everything. Love is kissing your rear bumper into a snowbank at 40 mph and not leaving a scratch. If hookers carried active differentials in their purses and knew how to use 'em, I wouldn't be married. Left-foot braking fixes everything the throttle doesn't fix, including impotence and poor self-esteem. Banging off a rev limiter while looking out a car's side window and slamming into a steering stop will cure cancer. If the car isn't moving around under power, you are a small, testicle-free squirrel. The handbrake fixes everything left-foot braking doesn't fix, including philosophical issues with most major religions and the heartbreakingly impossible question of what you should have for dinner*.
Abactus
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by Abactus Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:12 am
Zigerus wrote: Welcome to 2005
oh sorry,
I didn't know the laws of physics changed in the past years
Cankles
Salsa Rodeo
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by Cankles Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:32 am
Abactus wrote: Zigerus wrote: Welcome to 2005
oh sorry,
I didn't know the laws of physics changed in the past years
OH SNAP. dick Austro-Hungarian burn!!!!
Abactus
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by Abactus Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:41 am
Cankles wrote:
Austro-Hungarian
LOL
Cankles
Salsa Rodeo
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by Cankles Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:45 am
Abactus wrote: Cankles wrote:
Austro-Hungarian
LOL
i love your city, i have your back
Abactus
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by Abactus Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:49 am
Cankles wrote: Abactus wrote: Cankles wrote:
Austro-Hungarian
LOL
i love your city, i have your back
andysapp
I need to go outside
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by andysapp Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:25 am
Hahaha... that was awesome.
BURN!
charlie
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by charlie Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:04 pm
look out! abactus is FEISTY!
K-TO-THE-MOTHERFUCKIN-OI! OI! OI!
Abactus
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by Abactus Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:40 pm
charlie wrote: look out! abactus is FEISTY!
watch out, i had a full plate of spinach today har har har
