ATTN Concerned Citizens of Lawrenceville/Gwinnett.

[andysapp]

There is nothing illegal or wrong about doing a figure-8 in an empty parking lot for 30 minutes. By calling the police and telling them that someone is driving fast/wreckless, you not only tell them a false truth... you make me incredibly angry for nearly getting my car impounded in the process.

You are not being a good citizen. You are not being helpful. You are being ignorant and stupid.

Do you think I want to drive in a figure-8 across the street from my house for 30 minutes? Did you think I was going reeeally fast?
Well I didn't, and I wasn't. I never left FOERST gear, and never even came close to breaking 10mph.

Thanks for your concern. Next time, try minding your own business unless you see someone robbing a bank or shooting someone in the face.

Regards,
--
Andy Sapp

[Mischif]

Well damn Andy, tell'em how you really feel.

Wait...did you get the BMW back together? Is The Mad Bavarian going to have its revenge? Did Pittsy really get me preggers? Find out tomorrow on, "As The Pirelli Turns"

[DJones]

WOOOOWWW!!! that could have really sucked.

[andysapp]

I'm pissed because I didn't break traction once. I didn't leave a single mark anywhere. I mean... if they want me to summon the beast, I would be happy to - buy my Evelyn was on her best behavior. I got pulled over driving into my neighborhood. I was like "I live right there!

The officer was very kind to let me go with this warning: "If I see this car on the road again... I'm going to take it - now park in your garage right now".

[kOOpA]

i live right there!

the rules of "base" come into play here, you should have sent him on his way.

[Mischif]

I'm pissed because I didn't break traction once. I didn't leave a single mark anywhere. I mean... if they want me to summon the beast, I would be happy to - buy my Evelyn was on her best behavior. I got pulled over driving into my neighborhood. I was like "I live right there!

The officer was very kind to let me go with this warning: "If I see this car on the road again... I'm going to take it - now park in your garage right now".

If your car just freaks the white people out, why not just have a camera in your car? When the fuzz pulls you over, just show him the tape that shows you were on your best behavior.

[andysapp]

Well regardless... he did say crossing over Old Norcross without a tag on the car is illegal.

[jsquared]

I hate it when cops say shit like that. Youre not going to take my car home, youre going to take it where the police store cars, stop trying to be all domineering n'stuff.

[revel]

aside from bullshit popo phone in and sassy cop remark...........i am glad to hear evelyn is up and running again.

[andysapp]

Me too!!!

[FooSchnickens]

i live right there!

the rules of "base" come into play here, you should have sent him on his way.

If there's anything i've learned from Dr. McNinja, it's this.

[Mischif]

i live right there!

the rules of "base" come into play here, you should have sent him on his way.

If there's anything i've learned from Dr. McNinja, it's this.

I learned that if you drive a motorcycle through a helicopter, the helicopter explodes.

[Lightning]

i live right there!

the rules of "base" come into play here, you should have sent him on his way.

If there's anything i've learned from Dr. McNinja, it's this.

I learned that if you shoot a helicopter with a Bow and Arrow, the helicopter explodes.

[blink182house]

i live right there!

the rules of "base" come into play here, you should have sent him on his way.

LMFAO what a great read before i start my day LMFAO

BASE!