Hilarious description found on Ebay

airBORNE · Post by **airBORNE** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 12:24 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 77439&rd=1

read the product description

jo · Post by jo » Mon Jun 21, 2004 12:30 pm

hahaha that description is hilarious.

I want him to fly from japan and beat some honda kid!

Rhoad Racing · Post by **Rhoad Racing** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 1:46 pm

by far, the most clever eBay aution I've seen yet.

MTRLevolution · Post by **MTRLevolution** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 2:36 pm

pretty funny stuff. i love it when people aren't professional.

Post by **andysapp** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 3:22 pm

So it's NOT pulg'n'play for my Civic?!?

Post by **andysapp** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 7:04 pm

SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!!!! What's this??! A Genuine Japanese spec version 7 gauge cluster in MINT shape?!?!? Holy CRACKERS! It IS!!!

While this cluster is one of many differences between a ho-hum WRX and the barn-burning wangan running 300hp version that we all know and love, it DOES feature the bigass tachometer with adjustable shift indicator front and center.

Listen, I know all of you could go run out and buy a $100 autometer 5'' tachometer and plop in right in front of you, but not all of us are RETARDED. Rather than ruin the smooth lines of your WRX's interior with a dinner plate sized POS Fast and Furious imatating grandfather-clock tachometer, buy this.

Christ, do you know that sometimes those big stupid things are a target for theives?? What the hell is worse than having your car broken into and violatedÂ because of aÂ flashy tach?? I can't think of too many things myself, and I'm pretty damn creative!!

Shipping is $45 from Nagoya. Why $45? Is Jesus himself packing this thing and sending it over? Am I using gold flake for packing material? NO! It's $45 because shipping is UNGODLY EXPENSIVE. Sorry, Untill I buy a C-130 Long Range Cargo Plane, enabling me to air drop goodies from Japan in your front yard, we will have to subject ourselves to expensive shipping.

You know, the only thing cooler than this gauge cluster, is the STi hat I'm selling in my other auction. If you buy both I will give you a FREE calsonic radiator cap in yet another one of my auctions.

AND IF YOU EMAIL ME ASKING IF THIS IS GOING TO PLUG AND PLAY WITH YOUR HONDA CIVIC, I WILL FLY FROM JAPAN AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH IT.

FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!!!!!!1111!!!111!!!!!!

Rhoad Racing · Post by **Rhoad Racing** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 7:14 pm

you have way too much time on your hands andy

down_shift · Post by **down_shift** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 2:12 am

The shipping stuff is the best.